I was on the E Train the other day and observed the current situation around me. Anyone that takes the subway should take note of what I just said. You have to observe the situation around you at all times. There are too many people walking around these days that are freaking zombies. I mean seriously. WAKE UP YOU IDIOT BEFORE YOU WALK RIGHT INTO ME. People have no idea what the hell is going on right next to them. One of the main reasons is that smart phone technology has turned us into an extremely inattentive populous. Walking, breathing , living drones. Please view the video and you will know what I'm talking about. Perhaps you've see this one already.
Getting back to my point. As I observed the situation around me, I took notice of all the people that were looking down and not paying attention to anything going on EXCEPT the awesomeness that must have been coming out of that 3 to 6 inch device that was glowing in their hand. I counted 49 heads in that subway car. Was actually not that full for some reason. Out of the 49 in total 29 were planted and transfixed on their glowing bricks. There was actually a homeless guy in the corner seat that some woman was sitting right next. Nobody sits next to a homeless person on the train unless they aren't paying any attention. What do you think the person was doing while sitting next to the smelly SOB??? Futzing around on her freaking phone. The phone was possessing special powers that placed a odor force field around the woman in order to block the fowl smeall he was projecting to us all. Nothing like the sweet smell of Gang Green on the subway to get your morning started.
During my travels, I continued to observe while the train traveled from Roosevelt Avenue in Elmhurst to Port Authority. Most people are paying no attention to anything. I MEAN NOTHING!!! People jumping out of their seats cause they almost missed their stops. Then you have the ones that are bumping into one another and when the pne person says excuse me, they receive no reply or acknowledgment of the manners they portrayed. One person actually almost sat right on top me cause they for some reason felt they could fit into a 10 inch space between me and the next dude. I guess what I'm trying to say is that people seriously need to get their heads outta there asses and pay the hell attention to whats going on around them. Especially in a subway atmosphere where some poor bastard can get hurt cause people are walking and looking down at their stupid ass iphones, ipads, Nooks, Kindles, beepers (just kidding, was just testing you), Droids and Blackberrys.
HOLY SHIT!!!
Typical straphanger these days
BOWS
